I never say the things I really want to. It's a condition not unlike tennis elbow, but you get it from masturbating.” Customer service is our top priority!. Paperback. [ No Hassle 30 Day Returns ][ Ships Daily ] [ Underlining/Highlighting: NONE ] [ Writing: NONE ] [ Edition: Reprint ] Publisher: Bloomsbury USA Pub Date: 6/6/2005 Binding: Paperback Pages: 213 Reprint edition.
Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night StandsI couldn't finish this book. Paperback. Chelsea is a rather loose woman who certainly has some of the most ridiculously funny sexual exploits I've ever read or heard about. I figured what the hell, it's 50 cents and I think Chelsea Handler is rather funny on her E! Connecting readers with great books since 1972.
Bloomsbury $13.95 (192p) ISBN 1-58234-618-6. It just kept driving me to read more of these hilariously awful experiences. 1582346186 Very minimal writing or notations in margins not affecting the text. My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night StandsBloomsbury USA. Condition: Very Good. My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night StandsBloomsbury USA. If anyone was going to read a book by Handler I would definitely say to read this instead of Are You There God, It's Me Chelsea . Condition: VERY GOOD. This woman kept me laughing, page by page. June 6th 2005
but was very entertaining.This book would make anyone laugh out loud. Are they really just like us? Plus, I need something light anf fluffy to read after reading two very serious books.
Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading My Horizontal Life. “We got to his place and it looked a lot like his personality.
“My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting.
Condition: Good. Before placing your order for please contact us for confirmation on the book's binding. A couple times.
“It was Valentine's Day and I had spent the day in bed with my life partner, Ketel One. MY HORIZONTAL LIFE: A Collection of One-Night Stands Chelsea Handler, Author. The bouncer.” However, I am thankful that I was home alone for most of this book. Or maybe not. Chelsea Handler has become one of entertainment’s most sought after and versatile rising stars. It was just unpleasant.Listened to this audiobook on a whim today while cleaning my apartment and... meh. Very Good. Item in very good condition! After spending all that money on a bachelorette weekend, a shower, and often a flight across the country, they expect you to go to Williams Sonoma or Pottery Barn and do research? The two of us watched a romance movie marathon on TBS Superstation that made me wonder how people who write romantic comedies can sleep at night. Spine creases, wear to binding and pages from reading. There are several side characters, all of whom might have been interesting, but the information on them is restricted to how much money they have and their sexual habits or lack of them. My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night StandsCondition: Good.
Pris: 149 kr. I absolutely adored my very first Handler book and expected much the same out of this one. Ranging from men to odd fetishes, midgets, and men who can't even "rise" to the occasion, she brings a unique perspective to the life of a single woman in LA. Actually that should be more like--have sex with and tell, but that's beside the point.I hope for the sake of the innocent and guilty that the names in this kiss and tell book were changed. I highly recommend this book if you want a laugh-out-loud funny book to read, but be warned that Chelsea is a bit crass -that's why I love her- and some of the tales are a bit disturbing and offensive.Chelsea Handler is so freakin' funny, I can hardly stand it. If you like Chelsea's humor than this is a book for you. I can't believe how much disgust I felt towards Chelsea and literally every other person in the book. There are several side characters, all of whom might have been I watch Chelsea Handler's late night show on tv and the disconnect between her professional-young-woman look and foul-mouthed retelling of her sexual expoits is quite funny and I looked forward to more of the same in the book.
Check out our other listings to add to your order for discounted shipping. Please. Item in good condition. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. Plus, I need something light anf fluffy to read after reading two very serious books. My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night StandsBloomsbury USA, 2005. Item in acceptable condition including possible liquid damage.
Again, insults abound. However, the humour lies in her drunken exploits picking up a myriad of men and then her personal insults against them, whether it be their 'size', personal habits, looks, intelligence or housekeeping ability. Condition: VERY GOOD. Finished it in about a day because I loved it so much.I don't like that according to Goodreads that 5 stars means the book was "amazing" because I wouldn't go as far as to say this book was amazing but it was definitely hilarious and laugh-out-loud funny. This book is hilarious and crude (often disturbing!)
My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning. My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night StandsBloomsbury USA. Lastly, may be missing components, e.g.
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